Why does Nicolas Cage suck?
1. The Hair- that haircut is worse than Tom Hanks's hair in "The DaVinci Code." It's so bad it's might as well be another character in the moive.
2. The Plot- "Las Vegas showroom magician Cris Johnson has a secret which torments him: he can see a few minutes into the future" from IMDB, that makes it sound worse than what the commercials are showing.
3. Lee Tamahori- Director of "Die Another Day," just remember that scene when the rocket car goes off the iceberg and the CGI effects. This movie looks like it's going to be like that times 10.
4. Cheap Matrix Wannabe- scenes of him dodging bullets and punches, he ain't cool.
5. Jessica Biel- Yes, she's hot. Ok, we get it. She's the vase character in this movie, for looking at and nothing much else. And her sleeping with Nic Cage and his hair is just disturbing.
6. Julianne Moore- To go from "Children of Men" to this, it must have been a gigantic paycheck.
7. Philip K Dick- stop ruining his stories. Paycheck was bad enough.
Nic Cage, for the love of humanity even when doing big budget movies please at least do semi-watchable ones. The money spent on making this piece of cr@p could have prolly been used to buy groceries for every SD member for a month.