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Why does Nicolas Cage suck?

halokiti 2,875 April 3, 2007 at 08:53 PM
I really did use to like Nicolas Cage, I loved him in "Moonstruck." But 8 out of 10 of his movies are just really bad. This new movie "Next [imdb.com]" looks like it is going to top the ever expanding Nic Cage suck list, they just started showing the commercials and I don't even know where to start.

1. The Hair- that haircut is worse than Tom Hanks's hair in "The DaVinci Code." It's so bad it's might as well be another character in the moive.

2. The Plot- "Las Vegas showroom magician Cris Johnson has a secret which torments him: he can see a few minutes into the future" from IMDB, that makes it sound worse than what the commercials are showing.

3. Lee Tamahori- Director of "Die Another Day," just remember that scene when the rocket car goes off the iceberg and the CGI effects. This movie looks like it's going to be like that times 10.

4. Cheap Matrix Wannabe- scenes of him dodging bullets and punches, he ain't cool.

5. Jessica Biel- Yes, she's hot. Ok, we get it. She's the vase character in this movie, for looking at and nothing much else. And her sleeping with Nic Cage and his hair is just disturbing.

6. Julianne Moore- To go from "Children of Men" to this, it must have been a gigantic paycheck.

7. Philip K Dick- stop ruining his stories. Paycheck was bad enough.

Nic Cage, for the love of humanity even when doing big budget movies please at least do semi-watchable ones. The money spent on making this piece of cr@p could have prolly been used to buy groceries for every SD member for a month.
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WTF was up with The Weatherman?
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yeah he sucks
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Ridin on the Ambalamps!
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Nick cage is awesome, yeah he has some misses, but more hits. He just does ALOT of movies, now I do say, this next one where he has the davinci code haircut looks dumb.
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what about national treasure 2?
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weatherman was actually really good (but it is the kind of movie that you either loved or hated, sort of lick click)

I liked lord of war and national treasure was good for a PG movie
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what about national treasure 2?
Is that a joke?
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He don't suck. He blows. laugh out loud
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Because he is "old" (mid-40's) and has to take any part that comes his way.


Leaving Las Vegas was awesome!
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because he is a crazy mofo who named his son "Kal-El"
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nicholas cage is a great actor. i like his movies. and weatherman was a farking awesome movie.
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WTF was up with The Weatherman?
I kinda liked the Weatherman Dontknow

I dunno -- I like most of his movies
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I like some of his movies in spite of him. He's not Keanu Reeves bad, but not too far off.

Why? I'm not sure.
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hes talented... he takes on dumb roles.
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It's his movies that suck, he's a damn good actor.
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