every time i change that kid's poopie diaper, i dry heave, and very nearly throw up. i mean, they are toxic. i'm the same way with my son. however, you never really mind your own funk.

so last night, i have BAD gas from something i ate... i farted outside our master bath, and went into the bathroom where my wife and daughter were brushing their teeth. apparently, it followed me in. all the sudden, my little girl squints her eyes, wrinkles her nose and starts saying "mommy mommy mommy, it stinks!" and then buries her nose in my wife's side. i was laughing hysterically. then i looked at my wife and her belly was shaking because she was laughing so hard.

ahhh, sweet pungent revenge...

MEN! your farts stink to high hell. I know my husband does them just to make us suffer

Aren't you married, why are you changing diapers?

Quote from Ray Nagin : Aren't you married, why are you changing diapers?

it puts too much pressure on my wife's cervix to sit on the floor and change diapers. only another 3 weeks or so and she's back on the job.

Quote from briang : it puts too much pressure on my wife's cervix to sit on the floor and change diapers. only another 3 weeks or so and she's back on the job.

There's no stinkin' rug in the kitchen?

Hilarious.

How about a dutch oven during story time?

Quote from Ray Nagin : There's no stinkin' rug in the kitchen?

You don't want to spoil them do ya?

Quote from briang : it puts too much pressure on my wife's cervix to sit on the floor and change diapers. only another 3 weeks or so and she's back on the job.

Have you ever considered a changing table?

Quote from slick-as-snot : Have you ever considered a changing table?

we have one, but it's kind of inconvenient, especially for a very tall 3 1/2 yo.

Quote from Ray Nagin : Aren't you married, why are you changing diapers?

All men should change their own diapers. It's in our pre-nup.

I can't stand changing diapers on the floor. I always tell my daughter to walk up to her room for a diaper change.

I have dry heaved a few times when she has a real bad load in her diaper.

Quote from Mavtech : I can't stand changing diapers on the floor. I always tell my daughter to walk up to her room for a diaper change. I have dry heaved a few times when she has a real bad load in her diaper.

i dry heave EVERY time.

Payback.

Buy yourself some Maypo Bri , it works everytime

That was awesome!